My #mcm is my #justinface 👓 ❤ #karaoke (at The Local)

I accidentally channelled Wednesday Addams, and I don’t hate it. #blackandwhite #braid

Kidnapping the #rideordie (at ParkGrounds)

If your household was anything like mine growing up, then this sodium-bomb is your jam 🐖 #hamjam

Change of plans. I’m going to a party with the guy behind me in the checkout line. #turndownforwhat

what-is-this-i-dont-even:

The best way to approach a girl is with your head down, your hands in your pockets, and a good distance away from her personal space bubble.
This is also known as avoiding a person.

Dad gets it

(Source: qothqueen)

tsarcasm:

trapsical:

I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

this story was wild from start to finish

"Your real first love will make you realize that your first love wasn’t really your first love."
— Unknown (via dingyfeathers)

(Source: habby-and-beb)

iraffiruse:

How puppies help when you’re sick.

xekstrin:

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO I’VE SEEN ALL YEAR

(Source: geneticvariation)

  • dehydrated hoe: you look like a dweeb caring around that water bottle all day lol
  • me: yeah bitch well you look like a crunch bar and I bet ya pee is yellow